The Golden Ticket is every single piece of done-for-you content Functional Media has ever created: all 55+ months of Content Bank Advanced, the Gut Vault, the Hormone Vault, and all 7 Booster Packs. And every single thing we make after this, forever. Every future Content Bank month, every future Vault, every future Booster Pack, yours automatically, with no future payments and no upgrade fees.
Nine years of health-practice content · Trusted by 1,100+ practitioners since 2017 · Instant access, then new drops forever
Every month we have ever released: the posts with editable Canva designs, the newsletters, the blogs, the story prompts, the webinar kits and the opt-in funnels. Years of finished content, all at once.
A full year of gut health content: 365 posts, strategy calendar, newsletters, blogs, story prompts, plus the webinar and funnel bonus kits.
A full year of hormone health content, built the same way: thyroid, adrenals and sex hormones, from a root-cause perspective.
Hormone, Fertility, Menopause, Supplements, Environmental Toxins, Mold and Longevity: every topic deep-dive we've made.
Every future Content Bank month, every future Vault, every future Booster Pack released under Functional Media. Yours automatically the day it drops. No future payments, no upgrade fees, ever.
What practitioners' patients respond to, what language lands, and what makes a functional medicine practice actually stand out, baked into every piece.
Every new Content Bank month, Vault and Booster Pack we release makes the Golden Ticket worth more, and costs you nothing. It is the last content purchase your practice ever has to make.
The practice that wants every clinical topic covered, from gut to hormones to mold, without picking and choosing.
The practitioner who's done buying content one pack at a time and wants the whole library in one move.
The clinic building a content operation a VA can run for years, on a library that restocks itself.
If you've been buying Vaults and Booster Packs one at a time, this is the point where the math flips: one payment, everything we've made, and everything we will make.
Instant digital access to the entire existing library the moment you purchase, then every new release added automatically the day it drops. Because delivery is immediate, this product is non-refundable.
Every future Content Bank month, every future Vault, and every future Booster Pack released under Functional Media. When we make it, you get it, automatically, with nothing more to pay.
The Golden Ticket includes every Content Bank Advanced month, past and future, so it effectively replaces the membership: no more monthly payments, ever. If you're a current member and want help thinking it through, email support@functional-media.com before you buy.
Yes. The full existing library unlocks immediately: all Content Bank months, both Vaults with their bonuses, and all seven Booster Packs. Future releases are added as they drop.
This is a digital product with instant access to the entire library, so it's non-refundable. If you have questions before buying, email support@functional-media.com and we'll help you decide.
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